"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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