Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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