I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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