Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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