I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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