how hairy? two words: wookie tits
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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