I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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