Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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