I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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