I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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