Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just want to make out with him forever
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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