And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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