Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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