You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
we should paint friendship bongs
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