It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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