hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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