So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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