I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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