That's intense
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Randomize
