kristin has been a bad kristin
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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