every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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