Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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