Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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