Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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