I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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