I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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