I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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