god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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