babies were throwing up all over the place
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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