Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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