Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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