You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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