Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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