Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I touched a dick in church today
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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