Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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