no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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