Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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