He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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