No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You took a bar mat shot.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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