We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
My ATM looks so different sober.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
