So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
What drink are we having for lunch?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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