GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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