More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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