Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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