Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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