Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
