idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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