so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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