its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize
