I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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