she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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