"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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