Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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