i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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