Already got asked if we're dating
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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