When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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